Another In Our Illegal In The UK Series

An American, a Brit, a Vietnamese, a Russian and an Israeli are sitting waiting for a bus when a reporter doing a 'man on the street' bit approaches and says, "Excuse me, can I have your opinion on the shortage of grain in the Third World?"

The American replies, "What's the Third World?"

The Brit replies, "What's a shortage?"

The Vietnamese replies, "What's grain?"

The Russian replies, "What's an opinion?"

And the Israeli replies, "What's "Excuse me"?"

Is that the door?

When Even a Lefty Brit is Catching On ...

UK Deputy PM Nick Clegg punches himself after blurting "wogs" during presser

Lefty David Goodhart in the Mail Online:

... gradually, I have changed my mind.


Over 18 months of touring the country to talk to people about their lives for a new book, I have discovered minority Britons thriving more than many liberals suppose possible. But I also saw the mess of division and conflict we have got ourselves into in other places.

I am now convinced that public opinion is right and Britain has had too much immigration too quickly.

For 30 years, the Left has blinded itself with sentiment about diversity. But we got it wrong. ...

Well, better far too late than never, Dave. Right? 

Pillock.

Of course, for "immigration" we could sub any number of issues and the piece would still be oh so true, n'est pas? 

h/t Blazing Cat Fur

Continuing Our Illegal in the UK Series

Little Boy - "Zayde, why are there goyim? Why didn't G-d make everybody Jewish."

Zayde - "Well, somebody has to pay retail."




Is that the door?

Our Illegal in the UK Series Continues

This postcard, featuring the Canny Scot, has been in the family for quite some time now. When I was a little kid long ago (and my Scottish Gran was still with us), I thought it was pretty funny (and so did Gran), but now of course ... I think its pretty funny.
But of course, nowadays, the country where these were once produced and laffed at will haul you into court for doing so.

I keep asking - We saved these people from the Nazis -Why?

UPDATE! - Like I keep saying -The fascists lost the war but they're winning the peace.

#LiberalFascism

Illegal in the UK?

But, but, everybody loves the classics! Don't we?

A Brit, an American, a Vietnamese, a Russian and an Israeli are sitting at a bus stop when a reporter approaches doing a 'streeter'.

"Excuse me, may I have your opinions on the shortage of grain in the Third World?"

To which the Brit asks, "What's a 'shortage'?"
The American asks, "What's 'the Third World'?"
The Vietnamese asks, "What's 'grain'?"
The Russian asks, "What's an 'opinion'?"
and the Israeli asks, "What's 'excuse me'?"

Is that someone at the door?