Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
"... Comedy Central knows that Jon Stewart’s viewers are cheap dates. They are not very bright, and they are not very interested in the world around them. The function of The Daily Show is to flatter the prejudices of a certain segment of largely white and middle-aged metropolitan liberals. ..."
"... Comedy Central was probably counting on the usual double standard, which is, generally, a safe bet. When a couple of nobody RNC staffers ran up a $2,000 bill at a lesbian-bondage-themed strip club — it is a big tent, after all! — that was a national story, with Jon Stewart providing a Muppet reenactment. (Really.) Bill Clinton parties with Jeff Epstein on Pedophile Island? A strange quiet falls upon the land. ..."
"... I suspect once this awkward little sizeist-Jew thing is smoothed over that he’ll confine himself to the old reliables — the stupidity of Palin, the stupidity of Cruz, the stupidity of [Your Republican Here] — that will keep Jon Stewart liberals splitting their sides for the next half-decade. ..."
And the Beards Have All Grown Longer Overnight
Sunday, March 29, 2015
An American, a Brit, a Vietnamese, a Russian and an Israeli are sitting waiting for a bus when a reporter doing a 'man on the street' bit approaches and says, "Excuse me, can I have your opinion on the shortage of grain in the Third World?"
The American replies, "What's the Third World?"
The Brit replies, "What's a shortage?"
The Vietnamese replies, "What's grain?"
The Russian replies, "What's an opinion?"
And the Israeli replies, "What's "Excuse me"?"
Is that the door?