Thursday, September 11, 2014

You Want The Truth About 9/11?

Then doff thy tinfoil chapeau, cease thy relativist genuflecting and attend to the following:

Muslims killed almost 3,000 people that day, and have killed thousands more since, as part of the Islamic Jihad, the "holy war' Muslims are to wage against all others in accordance with both the tenets of their "religion" and the atrocious behavior of its founder, who should not be considered equivalent to Buddha, Jesus, Lao Tzu, Moses or your favorite New Age guru type.

September 11, 2001 was not the first jihadi attack on Western targets, nor did Islamic attacks on the West begin in the 20th century.

This Islamic Jihad has been ongoing since the seventh century (long before the feckless Bush 43 was even born, even before American Foreign Policy existed, kids) and is pursued both violently and by stealth, employing any sort of lies and deceit because all's fair in war.

For example, one aspect of the Jihad of Immigration is that as it grows, the "Muslim community" (or 'fifth column') becomes more and more "assertive", seeking to "impose its will" on its hosts.

Whatever the means used, the result is the same: death or conquest. This is how Islam has spread globally from a small cult in the Arabian Peninsula in the 7th century.

There ya go then.

Monday, September 8, 2014

The CBC: Telling Canadians' Stories To Canadians

So, how many times did Newsworld run all two hours of Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work over the weekend?
Nothing against Joan, whom I thought terrific, but really, there wasn't enuff Joan available without taxpayers' money going towards even more?
Remember when part of Harpo's secret agenda was said to be getting us all rid of the CBC? We should be so lucky.
Sell. It. Off. Now

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Misunderstanders of Islam Behead Another American

Qur'an 8:12 "I will terrorize the unbelievers. Therefore smite them on their necks and every joint and incapacitate them. Strike off their heads and cut off each of their fingers and toes."

Yup, clearly nothing to do with Islam.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Afsun Qureshi: A Little Dhimmitude Could Save Your Life, Kaffir

 Kenyans plead for misunderstanders of Islam to spare their lives.

Now we get to it. Qureshi conveniently forgets the principle of abrogation and serves up a whopper about "For every violent passage in the Koran, there is a peaceful passage", clearly counting on most of his (admittedly shrinking) readership never having read the bloody thing.
Say, Afsun, wouldn't it be safer if we just hoisted the black flag of ISIS and gave up altogether?
Shove your shahadah.

Monday, May 20, 2013

No, This isn't the Land of Mordor

Although you could be forgiven for thinking it is. No, this is a wee bit o' North Burnaby, south and east around the foot of Burnaby Mountain from my place.
This devastated landscape results from the presence of not one, but two pipelines, one gas, one oil.

Gut-wrenching to look at, I know, but I'm such a slave to fashion that well, I just must "raise your awareness", mustn't I?

Hello, Kitimat.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Gee, Big Props to the Sedin Twins For Sure

The hockey world is singing the praises of the brothers from Örnsköldsvik after they led Sweden to a World Championship Sunday in Stockholm.
Golly, its really something to see what these two can do when they're motivated, when they really give a poop.
Unlike, say, oh, for example, how they play for the Vancouver Canucks in the Stanley Cup playoffs.
Good thing management has the team married to them for another two years year* at stupid money.
Congrats on that too, guys.

*Thanks to TEAM 1040's Matt Baker for pointing out its only (well ... ) one more year.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Klahowya, Elijah Harper

He will be a legend.

I understand this graffito was a common sight in Manitoba in the day,
and I'd like to echo that. Yeah, thanks, Elijah. Mîkwêc. Hyas mahsi.

pic courtesy of buddy/reader Allen R.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

I've Never Been So Happy To Have Been Wrong

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! This shower of socialists lost. Well done BC. I'm so proud.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Speaking of #ChristyClarkDrivingSchool (and recycling)

Clearly, she learned her lessons well. Just like the Zalm, she's going to turn BC over to the tender mercies of the No Damn Prosperity Party. Heaven help us.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Another Victory for Acceptance and Inclusion

Human rights advocates are applauding Poughkeepsie Sasquatches defenceman Owen Weirdeau who has come out as the first openly deft professional athlete.
Weirdeau, who appeared at a press conference called by the team, was accompanied by his partner, Poopsie, who declined to speak.
"There's still so much rampant coprophobia out there," said the Toronto native. "People use horrible words like "coprophilia", they think like we're mentally ill, like what we do is sick and disgusting somehow, like its something abnormal. Like we need treatment or something."
Democrat US Senator Dianne Feinstein immediately pledged to introduce legislation recognizing the right of the deft community to marry their partners.
"There is absolutely no reason marriage should be so narrowly defined as being between humans and the animate." Feinstein declared at an ACLU rally in Altoona. "Nothing can be a higher priority than addressing this horrible injustice."
In Ottawa, Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau, addressing an audience of elementary school students, called on Stephen Harper to "quit destroying Canada for at least as long as it takes to recognize deft marriage as an inalienated, university human right."