Sunday, March 29, 2015

Another In Our Illegal In The UK Series

An American, a Brit, a Vietnamese, a Russian and an Israeli are sitting waiting for a bus when a reporter doing a 'man on the street' bit approaches and says, "Excuse me, can I have your opinion on the shortage of grain in the Third World?"
The American replies, "What's the Third World?"
The Brit replies, "What's a shortage?"
The Vietnamese replies, "What's grain?"
The Russian replies, "What's an opinion?"
And the Israeli replies, "What's "Excuse me"?"

Is that the door?

Earth Hour Flops Big Time in BC

Two tenths of 1% reduction in electrical consumption. ahahahahahahah.....!!!!!!
We had every light on, inside and out, and ran the dishwasher and the dryer.
Celebrate modernity.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Éirinn go Brách!

Our St Patrick's Day tradition continues with the Pogues and the Dubliners joining forces for an auld favourite The Irish Rover.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Our Great Works of Art Series Debuts

 The Moe Na Lisa

Acclaimed as the most famous painting in history, the Moe Na Lisa is believed to have been painted between 1503 and 1507 by Renaissance genius and possible homosexual Leonardo da Vinci.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Randy Andy May Have Been Secretly Filmed With Underage Girl He Is Alleged To Have Abused

Note how obviously stoned the seventeen year old girl Andy the Lech is pawing is. The, uh, "lady" pictured is Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of late media mogul Robert Maxwell, who allegedly helped the ­American banker Jeffrey Epstein “procure underaged girls for sexual activities”.
"One of the sexual encounters with the Prince, 54, is alleged to have taken place at an orgy ­involving other underage girls on Epstein’s private island."

Oh, those royals, such a role model for all us common people, aren't they just?