Another In Our Illegal In The UK Series

An American, a Brit, a Vietnamese, a Russian and an Israeli are sitting waiting for a bus when a reporter doing a 'man on the street' bit approaches and says, "Excuse me, can I have your opinion on the shortage of grain in the Third World?"

The American replies, "What's the Third World?"

The Brit replies, "What's a shortage?"

The Vietnamese replies, "What's grain?"

The Russian replies, "What's an opinion?"

And the Israeli replies, "What's "Excuse me"?"

Is that the door?

Enforcing Immigration Laws - On TV Yet! Why,

So say the usual suspects ...

Continuing Our Illegal in the UK Series

Little Boy - "Zayde, why are there goyim? Why didn't G-d make everybody Jewish."

Zayde - "Well, somebody has to pay retail."




Is that the door?

Sticking to the Script

Hi, I'm (name of well-meaning, low info jock) of your (well-meaning low info team).

Misandry Canada guesstimates that 74.2% of Canadian women will be brutally murdered by at least three male family members in their lifetime. And the rest will be raped by 87% of the males they know.

Help end the silence disguised as incessant chatter and ubiquitous signage.
 
Guys, why not turn yourself in at a your local re-education center? And consider castration, chemical or otherwise. Its the least we can do.

Because we're scum, guys, dangerous scum.

Our Illegal in the UK Series Continues

This postcard, featuring the Canny Scot, has been in the family for quite some time now. When I was a little kid long ago (and my Scottish Gran was still with us), I thought it was pretty funny (and so did Gran), but now of course ... I think its pretty funny.
But of course, nowadays, the country where these were once produced and laffed at will haul you into court for doing so.

I keep asking - We saved these people from the Nazis -Why?

UPDATE! - Like I keep saying -The fascists lost the war but they're winning the peace.

#LiberalFascism

And I'll Have the Sweet and Sour Earmuffs, Please ...

Karen So is smart and Chinese. Christy Clark isn't.

My spies tell me outgoing Premier Christy provided a laff at Saturday's S.U.C.C.E.S.S gala. Digging in to her usual combo for one of hubris and duh, Herself decided to further suck up to the audience (whom she reminded of the $15 million in taxpayers' dough she's shoveled their way) and show off her Cantonese too.
Apparently attempting to say "The Liberal Party cuts taxes", this daft girl (as my Gran would have styled her) managed to inform them that "the Liberal Party is pretty bad".

Come to think of it, maybe its English that Christy should avoid speaking after all. She's not nearly so truthful as she is in Cantonese.