An American, a Brit, a Vietnamese, a Russian and an Israeli are sitting waiting for a bus when a reporter doing a 'man on the street' bit approaches and says, "Excuse me, can I have your opinion on the shortage of grain in the Third World?"
The American replies, "What's the Third World?"
The Brit replies, "What's a shortage?"
The Vietnamese replies, "What's grain?"
The Russian replies, "What's an opinion?"
And the Israeli replies, "What's "Excuse me"?"
Is that the door?
