Some people's favorite faux rebel wants a seat on the totally totalitarian party's coming gravy train to Pensionville. No word if his pal Useless will be available to also grace the slate. Both great fits, I'd say.
UPDATE! Shithead lost to wrestler Chris Wilson. Oh well, so it goes, but I was sure looking forward to watching the Honourable Shithead getting sworn in. Just cause, ya know, he's such a rebel.