Putting half a brick through the Overton Window since 2008
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Pee Es Eh?
Hi, I'm David in North Burnaby. There's a Provincial election in May and we want everybody's voice heard, including stupid people, the uninformed, substance abusers, and of course, all you folks who just want lots more free stuff.
Registration is childishly simple, yet vast swathes of you haven't managed it yet, so I'll save us all a lot of time.
As an alternative, you can use the name and address of a female neighbour whom you know doesn't vote. Don't worry, you'll have lots to choose from. Ask around casually, you'll see. Just be sure to wear a burqa to the polling station.
Always works for me.