Monday, April 1, 2013

Time for a Car and Blunt Object Ban!

America simply must confront it's toxic culture of car and blunt object worship. Won't someone think of the WallyWorld shoppers?! How big a car do you need? Why on Earth would you think you need blunt objects? Hammers? Golf Clubs? Baseball bats? Why? Why? You're an idiot!!

Hey, if I keep this up, maybe I can get on Piers Morgan's show. He has a few more viewers than this blog. And if Jim Carrey makes another one of his oh-so-funny-edgy-daring videos, well ...

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