Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
BC Awaits Naming of All-Powerful Ruler
Newly minted BC Libs arrive at convention center
The next time you hear someone nattering about canerduh's wonderful democracy, remember this weekend.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tommorow Belongs To Someone Else
How delusional/ deceitful is it for people whose 19th century ideas were so thoroughly and horribly discredited in the 20th century to insist in the 21st century on calling themselves "progressive"?
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Making a Point of Missing the Point
"Under the Graves Strategy, it (Bill C232) would ensure that the West, the fastest-growing region in Canada, is shut out from yet another national institution. And any Westerner who objected could be called a bigot and a rube and "anti-French", to the delight of those more cosmopolitan ridings where Ignatieff might have a chance."
"In one of Graves' private briefings to the Liberals, that he later boasted about to the Globe and Mail, he outlined a strategy to demonize Western Canada …"
"… To Ignatieff, forced bilingualism (like Bill S220) is a tool to beat up anglophone westerners ... to the delight of Liberal voters in Montreal and Toronto."
"Sort of like Keith Davey's Liberal strategy that he articulated for Pierre Trudeau: "Screw the West, we'll take the rest.""
Now, I have all the time in the world for Alberta’s Ezra Levant, but he is a Federalist. That means that while he may fulminate against Count Iggy and Taliban Jack for 'beating us up' to win votes in Upper and Lower Canada, he’s not quite going to mention why that’s such a winning tactic, why it “delights” voters there. Its like he'll give you '2+2' but he's hoping you'll join him in skipping the '=4' bit.
But that’s okay, you have me to do that.
Ontario and Quebec like it when Ottawa 'beats you up' because those people do not regard you as their compatriot; they have no warm all-in-it-together feeling for you, nothing like that, in fact if they consider you at all, they dislike you.
Your purpose in life is to be their ATM, just dispense the cash. Quietly.
There ya go.Sunday, February 20, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Memo To Ms Grewal:
1- Its called a "Mute" button.2- MYOFB: cops, courts, prisons, military
3- nice friends, Lady.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Bahrain Mourners Call For Toppling of Monarchy
Fair enuff, I mean who wouldn't? Thing is, you see how these Bahrainian ladies are all decked out for the 7th century? Yeah, that's right, one guess which way this goes.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Milad un Nabi Greetings
Special guest blogger Yahya bin Layton,Leader of the New Caliphate Party.
Assalam-O-Alaikum and Milad un Nabi Mubarak!
Milad un Nabi marks the birthday of Prophet Muhammad PBUH. During this special time Muslims are coming together to reflect on Allah’s great Gift PBUH and to renew and reflect on the spirit and faith in Islam.
As we celebrate and reflect on the Messenger PBUH, let us not fail to also reflect on the Message.
I know for example that whenever I reflect on my own tireless work on behalf of our brother Omar Kahdr, I can’t but reflect once again on Sura 5:51 –“Take neither the Jews nor the Christians for your friends, they are friends with one another.”
Indeed, just reflect on their treatment of our helpless, inoffensive little brother Omar, an infant barely shaving yet.
For as surely as Omar must have reflected on Sura 2:191 –“Kill the disbelievers wherever you find them”, so also does reflecting on al-Bukhari 1:3:111 remind us –“No Muslim should be killed for killing an infidel.” Nor, I would add, after deep reflection of course, condemned to playing volleyball in Gitmo.
As I reflect on Holy Days like today, my heart is always warmed by reflecting on how deeply you, my brothers and sisters, have obviously been reflecting on Sura 28:86 –“Never be a helper to the disbelievers” - to wit: never rat out pals like Omar to the ilthy -fay uffar -kay.
And now, before I return to my own deep personal reflecting, let me wish all of Dar al Salaam a very happy and reflective Milad un Nabi, on behalf of myself, the New Caliphate Party and of course my wives Olivia, Fatima and little Aisha.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
So, Remind Me Now
Who exactly are the "mainstream" and who are the "fringe" again? Because I'm getting mixed up here.http://www.thenownewspaper.com/index.html#pollfeature
H/T Five Feet of Fury
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Odds and Sods
Since, according to the eternally tin-eared sunset media, all of BC is "celebrating" the anniversary of the best damn thing ever, let's not forget everybody's favorite Premier who hosted it all for us. And look, in the background, its a Mountie! Ooh, they're real popular too. Now its a celebration for sure. *snort*Professional Moderate Muslim™ Muzzammil "Muzzie" Hassan has been convicted of beheading his wife. Oddly enuff, the buggy whip media seem less enthused about reporting this turn of events than they were about the launch of his stealth jihad TV network.
Make sure to update that style guide.
When even the French are catching on ...
Hey Aqualung! Wanna hit the showers with those little girls? Just have an "innate feeling" of being female. Coming soon -only in Canerduh!No surprise -pushy Muslims pushing for Sharia-compliant public schools. Surprise -its happening in Winnipeg!
Gosh, British fringe nut bar EDL supporters look and sound just like what we used to call "normal people".
CTV BC denying rumors flopping Mike and Tamara to be replaced by:
Welcome, readers of Alex G Tsakumis and Blazing Cat Fur.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Picking Our Next Dictator, BC
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Queers for Palestine 2010 Doofus of the Year
I wonder if that shouldn't be "Doofi",
you know, because its a plural.
you know, because its a plural.
Still, its always nice to back a winner and despite a particularly strong field last year QFP got my vote.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
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